You'd Have to Film Mtv Cribs for a Week

• Higginbotham wanted me to take her on a little Tour of Homes. This is Part One, my bedroom. Where, um, the only magic that happens lately is CFY,K. It occurs to me that the high-low aesthetic I was looking for is missing the "High" end. So now I look at this instead of porno.

• Related:
I bet that everybody sits in these at the Fuller Institute.

• Yo I hope cats have been reading the Rai Chile's blog lately. Because he's killing it. Seriously. I think that he has finally found his comedy niche.

• Jenkin Motherfucking Nebraska, please tell me what the hell is going on with this van.

• I, for one, can't wait. (Did I ever tell you about what happened that time I saw the first one? That was a funny day kind of.)

• Stayed home tonight to do work. Got very little done. Shit.