Speak the King's English

• That right there is Bird Turds number four. (Number five is currently in production.) I hope you guys are liking these things. I want to make enough of them for, like, Bird Turds to have its own little website. But that's a ways off, I think.

• This week brought the return of Sir Dizzle Dafoe. You must love that. Nonstop face feeding and nonsense.

• From the "Caught Sleeping Once Again" File: Yesterday I was listening to Wale's 100 Miles and Running mixtape (put together by that kid Catchdubs), thinking that, as much as Wale shouts out Malice and Pusha T and has a whole skit about how rappers with "Lil" in their names are horrible, he should really get on a track with Weezy. But then he already did.

• Stunt Kitty (via Drawn) isn't making me guffaw, exactly, but it is good for a "heh."

• Ladies love Gustav.