America Happy part II (et al)

And now, direct from Thailand:

"Bo...

"Here is (as promised) the second installment of "America Happy". Although this section lacks some of the humor and genius of the first, it is (never the less) quite charming.

"I believe we left off at the end of Page 6.....

"Page 7 has ol' George W. throwing all of his money up in the air over the heads of the cheering crowd. They appear to be singing (or chanting) "O America Happy, O O. America Happy O.

"Page 8 has the masses dancing around with thier hands filled with money...the chanting continues, "O happy dollars dollars" etc.

"Page 9 has George W. sitting alone at his desk looking worried. "George W. Bush has no more dollars."

"Page 10 has W. standing alone in a room crying, "Oh No! George W. Bush has no more dollars."

"Page 11: George W. Bush is driving what looks like a rusty 1985 volvo, "George W. Bush drives to the bank."

"Page 12: George is at a teller window getting some money, "George W. Bush borrows dollars from the bank." (* Now I asked Sasinan (with the aid of a Thai/English Dictionary) if she meant "takes out" money from the bank or "gets" money from the bank but she distincly meant "borrowed")

"Page 13: George driving the car in the opposite direction, "George W. Bush drives to the house."

"Page 14: George sleeping in a room surrounded by bags of money, "George W. Bush sleeps in his dollar room."

"And that's it for today. Tune in tomorrow where I'll be bringing you the dramatic conclusion of "America Happy". Will George repeat the same mistake when he wakes up tomorrow? Will he be able to keep his charity in check? Theh suspense is killing me. Something is bound to happen though, she still has 6 more pages to fill. -Raven"

I, for one, cannot wait.

Meanwhile ...

Cocorosie said, "Attention, Citizens of Fahsboro! We are going to build Noah's Ark." And they were met with this reply: "We of Fahsboro are, shall we say, on board. Are willing to explore new horizons with you, are heavily invested. Expectations are high. So don't blow it."

Also ...



Last night Boogerface Babyface took all our money & therefore raised the score in his favor. And now Lady Babyface is going to make our pawnshop cartoon.

Yo, it sounds like shit is getting serious in the comments. And so far the Rai Child can't think of a good name for our the cartoon (which, yes, takes place in a pawnshop). So, um. You know. [read: ease up. make up names instead.]